Things you noticed but never cared about on Whatsapp

I've been minding my own business for too long but this is too much, Weird thoughts on my Whatsapp list....

-Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days.

…. He is probably dead.

-Someone is "driving" for 5days.

…. Probably going to Mumbai.

-Someone’s "happy" for one month.

…. Do they live in Paradise?

-Someone's always 'Available'.

…. How free are they?

-Someone is like from day1 'Hey there. I am using WhatsApp.'

…. Dame it!!! I know! That’s why you are on my list.

-Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'.

…. Are you in the ambulance service?

-Someone updates 'Can’t talk. WhatsApp only’.

…. Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using it for its primary function.

-Another say they are 'At the gym'.

…. I wish to see their shape when they come out.

-Another updates 'In a meeting' for like 6months.

…. Are You planning to sell Nigeria or what?

-Someone else says 'Battery about to die' for 3months.

…. Boss, is your battery immortal?

-Another lady updates 'At the movies' for the last 6weeks.

…. Are you selling popcorn there?

LOL

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