I've been minding my own business for too long but this is too much, Weird thoughts on my Whatsapp list.... -Someone's status is 'sleeping' for 13days. …. He is probably dead. -Someone is "driving" for 5days. …. Probably going to Mumbai. -Someone’s "happy" for one month. …. Do they live in Paradise? -Someone's always 'Available'. …. How free are they? -Someone is like from day1 'Hey there. I am using WhatsApp.' …. Dame it!!! I know! That’s why you are on my list. -Someone updates 'Urgent calls only'. …. Are you in the ambulance service? -Someone updates 'Can’t talk. WhatsApp only’. …. Dude, throw away that phone. You are not using it for its primary function. -Another say they are 'At the gym'. …. I wish to see their shape when they come out. -Another updates 'In a meeting' for like 6months. …. Are You planning to sell Nigeria or what? -Someone else says 'B